cillaraptor:

And this is why moms don’t let husbands watch the kids at lunch.

cillaraptor:

And this is why moms don’t let husbands watch the kids at lunch.

(via pussyweedandpatron)



(via tonyballer)



selfish.

I just want that lusty happy high everyday.
I needta calm that shit down.


thispaintedbeanr:

bottom right. that whole scene is probably my favorite part of the whole movie.



-foodporn:

SO. MUCH. SUSHI.

-foodporn:

SO. MUCH. SUSHI.

(via intothewilddd)


Lesbian. Me.

Ive been told that i would make a great lesbian. Im flattered by this compliment haha now find me a girl! =P




pumkinp123:

NEVER!!!

pumkinp123:

NEVER!!!